there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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