idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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