Dual....:-)
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think im going to throw up on grandma
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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