youre lurking in front of me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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