i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you traded sex for a burrito?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You were trust falling into bushes
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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