just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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