Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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