Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
did you just send me my own nude
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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