Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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