Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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