yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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