just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
