I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need to calm my uterus...
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