Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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