we have officially lost it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think people are normalizing furries
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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