Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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