Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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