no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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