what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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