rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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