exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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