He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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