Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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