Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dear god my vagina.
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