I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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