So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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