Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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