Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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