ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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