i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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