You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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