This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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