: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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