My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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