we're chasing vodka with high fives
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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