turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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