Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I am one with the molecules
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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