All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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