You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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