North Korea, Best Korea!
I think my vagina is haunted
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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