so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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