what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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