Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the day after is always just damage control
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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