The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
