So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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