Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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