Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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