I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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