Are we in a gay sports bar?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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