so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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