..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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