Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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